If wedding invitations were honest, they would probably look exactly like this one.
Seriously, whoever made this honest wedding invitation is spot-on. I feel like it’s impossible to get married without any of the below happening at least once. For example, chances are during the whole wedding-planning experience you will…get a last minute cancellation (for no good reason) after you’ve already paid for the final head count, have a totally intoxicated friend who will embarrass you with a totally inappropriate speech the day of your wedding, ask to bring a date even though you never indicated they could on the wedding invitation, will attend your wedding and NOT get you a gift, and return said wedding invitation several weeks after the date you’ve requested it be returned by.
Whoever made this honest wedding invitation, thank you. From all of us brides, past and future.